Oh - MAN ! - Please Be Signing the Dude

So 13 days left to pitcher and catchers time and "The Dude" still is not signed. Why oh why we ask.

Has Frank Wren and homeboy upstairs run out of loot, is Tommy G going to be more than $3M for the year, is it a leap year............... DOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Lets us look at what JJ Putz (well named fat fuck) cost the Mets to set-up the MOST OVERRATED closer in history (that'd be K-Rod)..... and we are balking at paying Will "most appearances for a Bravoooooo in 2008" Ohman a decent chunk of change...

Come on boys, lets offer Will a little more than our 1st offer and lock this "Dude" up already.