Screw It - We are in A Depression - How About $4M

I was the worst RF in baseball in 2008 but I did not give a rat's arse about trying to improve myself.

Oh pay me $4M in 2009 cause I am worth more than Ludwick, Ankiel, Kelly Johnson, ad infinitum but I do not give a rat's arse

I have changed my swing this winter but I do not give a rat's....

I have lost the 20lbs I put on last winter but I do not give a rat's...

There is a DEPRESSION in the real world but I do not give a rat's.....

How about $4M for a bad attitude, sure Jeff, where do I send that check ?